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By Jackie Chang - 28/05/2019 08:19

Today my overweight lazy sister, who to my knowledge only went to the gym once so she could get a sandwich from the on site cafe, can bench press almost twice the weight I can. I go to the gym 5 times a week and I compete in weight lifting tournaments FML

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courtalex 5

Wednesday 3 July 2019 20:45

Karma for calling your sister lazy and overweight? Probably. It’s not a competition. And some people do not like working out. Who cares. No need to be a bitch about it. Keep doing you and she’ll keep doing her.

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courtalex 5

Wednesday 3 July 2019 20:45

Karma for calling your sister lazy and overweight? Probably. It’s not a competition. And some people do not like working out. Who cares. No need to be a bitch about it. Keep doing you and she’ll keep doing her.

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