Animals: Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones.... - FML

By jessica071509 - 24/04/2012 05:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2014 10:33 - United States

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

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By Kate - 05/04/2019 22:00 - United States - Exton

Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 13:05 - Austria

Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML

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By Fmycatslife - 26/07/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML

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By GlueAndCarrots - 20/08/2015 02:38 - Canada - Markham

Today, I told my daughter that we were going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog, who we buried in our back yard last week, so he could come along. FML

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Bad doggo!

By Vicky - 22/09/2024 14:00 - Australia

Today, I came home to find that my dog had destroyed my couch. The worst part? He buried his plastic toy bone inside the wreckage, so he clearly thinks this is his new personal sandbox play pit spot. I'm afraid to get a new couch and put it in the same place. FML

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Traumatic

By Anonymous - 26/01/2026 22:00

Today, I sent my kids to play in the back garden and immediately heard them screaming. We buried our dog last week and last night some animal dug her up and spread the bones and rotting flesh around. The stench was horrendous, the kids are traumatized, and I vomited while reburying the bits. FML

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Poor good boy

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 20:54 - United Kingdom

Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML

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By mista hunna - 08/09/2016 05:31 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I found the dog I lost while I was dog sitting. It was with its new adoptive family. FML

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Who's a good boy? Not you.

By Anonymous - 21/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Newark

Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML

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22cute 17

Tuesday 24 April 2012 11:32

A dog eat dog world, eh?

HoboSmeller 6

Tuesday 24 April 2012 11:36

a weird form of recycling....

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deransc 19

Tuesday 17 July 2012 18:07

Next time you need to go deeper

simsgirlgem 25

Wednesday 14 November 2012 1:14

That's why you put bricks and fence off the grave thats what we did when I was a kid to avoid pet's being dug up by wild animals

ricosuave_r8 0

Wednesday 6 March 2013 6:49

Mm my bad I was hungry -biscuit the dog

dabears1011234 27

Sunday 27 July 2014 9:47

I don't even want to think about this.

hurley12 30

Friday 13 March 2015 7:38

That made me cringe. I'm sorry OP!

Takis_Best 12

Wednesday 19 August 2015 22:13

That's the most metal thing I've ever heard.

MallowMistress 13

Wednesday 16 December 2015 4:25

Last winter, one of our dogs died in the frost because the 'dominant' female didn't want her in the shelter. after we buried her, they dug her back up to eat her, along with a stray raccoon they killed. And my family wonders why I don't want to be around the dogs.

rkolcz287 5

Tuesday 29 March 2016 3:23

That's the most metal thing I've ever heard of...it'd be the **** if my current wife did that to my ex-wife

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