Health: Today, my mouth has been severely dry and had itchy red bumps...

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By anon - 06/05/2016 21:52 - United States - Stroudsburg

Today, my mouth has been severely dry and had itchy red bumps for a week, I was beginning to think I had an STD so I went to the doctors. Turns out, it's poison Ivy. FML.

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emogirlzrcool 10

Sunday 8 May 2016 4:29

...Were you hoping for an STD or something? Be glad it's just poison ivy!

73012211 17

Saturday 7 May 2016 15:41

...did you eat it? Try to smoke it? How does one get a poison ivy reaction in their mouth?

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73012211 17

Saturday 7 May 2016 15:41

...did you eat it? Try to smoke it? How does one get a poison ivy reaction in their mouth?

emogirlzrcool 10

Sunday 8 May 2016 4:29

...Were you hoping for an STD or something? Be glad it's just poison ivy!

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