Miscellaneous: Today, my mother-in-law grounded me because I went to the store...

By anonymous - 08/03/2010 15:12 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law grounded me because I went to the store in the "dangerous" rain. My husband says that if I don't obey then we won't work out. FML

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Monday 8 March 2010 20:00

she needs to die

sparkey0127 0

Monday 8 March 2010 20:01

tell him if he's serious he won't work out

Comments

boopityboppity 11

Monday 8 March 2010 22:48

*BOOM* Mod-hammered!

anastasia911 0

Monday 8 March 2010 22:48

OhMyGod! there is something wrong with the family. I feal sorry for you

boopityboppity 11

Monday 8 March 2010 22:51

Go to Heel! I've always wanted to visit the Netherlands, so I'll come too, Boddmon. I'm okay with desi people.

vollyball921 0

Monday 8 March 2010 22:53

yesterday I had a bad rain day too I hate the rain lol

kayPandastyle 15

Monday 8 March 2010 22:54

woow someone needs to get off their mothers nipple! I feel sorry for u that ur husband still hasn't let his balls drop! FyL indeed

BlaqMetal13 0

Monday 8 March 2010 23:02

Disobey. If he's all for stuff like that, then you're gonna end up in an 'If I can't have you, nobody can' relationship.

Emilyroxx 3

Monday 8 March 2010 23:05

"dangerous rain?" YDI for listining to her.

nonnymouse 0

Monday 8 March 2010 23:06

Leave. Leave now.

onnielief 4

Monday 8 March 2010 23:06

Divorce the both of them!

Erindub 0

Monday 8 March 2010 23:12

Dangerous rain...evil mother-in-law...is she related to the Wicked Witch of the West? Is she afraid you'll melt because she would melt if she went into the rain?