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By mcore - 19/07/2016 07:48 - United States - New Philadelphia

Today, my mom was holding a glass of water and asked if I thought she was going to throw it at me. Obviously I said no, considering there was no reason to. She then threw it at me, that way "I wouldn't doubt her in the future." FML

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LadyPhantomhive 12

Wednesday 20 July 2016 1:48

I don't know whether to feel bad for OP, laugh at OP, or what.

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LadyPhantomhive 12

Wednesday 20 July 2016 1:48

I don't know whether to feel bad for OP, laugh at OP, or what.

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