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By lmaonope - 23/06/2016 04:15 - United States - Dallas

Today, my mom told me a guy has to be brave to date me. Why? "You're terrifying." FML

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DeadIllusion 7

Thursday 23 June 2016 15:22

Hey, being a guy, I've missed girls because I wasn't brave enough to do something about it. Don't push yourself in the way of someone. And don't lead anyone on, because when he plans on asking you out and then he finds out, it's going to hurt him a lot. Trust me, I would know. Anyways, believe in yourself, I don't have any doubts.

yazzieyaz1 18

Thursday 23 June 2016 19:57

My mom says the same thing.

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DeadIllusion 7

Thursday 23 June 2016 15:22

Hey, being a guy, I've missed girls because I wasn't brave enough to do something about it. Don't push yourself in the way of someone. And don't lead anyone on, because when he plans on asking you out and then he finds out, it's going to hurt him a lot. Trust me, I would know. Anyways, believe in yourself, I don't have any doubts.

yazzieyaz1 18

Thursday 23 June 2016 19:57

My mom says the same thing.

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