Transportation: Today, my mom needed coffee so I drove to Starbucks to get her...

By cane - 05/03/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, my mom needed coffee so I drove to Starbucks to get her some. She let me drive the Porsche, which has never happened. Upon coming home I picked the coffee up out of the cupholder so it wouldnt spill. My phone vibrated in my pocket, I spilled the coffee and crashed the car into the garage. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2012 12:37 - United States - Costa Mesa

Today, while my mother was driving me to school, her coffee started to spill. So like a normal parent, she held it over my lap. FML

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By BellaBabii32 - 27/04/2021 02:01

Today, I went to get coffee. While I was at the drive-thru window, I went to pay with my card but dropped it right out the window. It went under my car. FML

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By coffeeburns - 19/07/2009 07:25 - United States

Today, I was at a Starbucks drive-thru and was grabbing a hot coffee when I got rear ended and my car hit the vehicle in front of me which deployed my airbag. Hot coffee can really burn when it hits your face at a high rate of speed. FML

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By hot coffee - 12/07/2012 15:17 - United Kingdom - Farnham

Today, I discovered I'd left my coffee on top of my car when it fell through the sun roof whilst I was driving, showering me. FML

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Two in one

By cactii - 16/02/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

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By HiRveryone - 05/03/2018 19:08 - United States - Centre

Today, I had to be the designated driver for my mom and aunt. While driving them home, my aunt threw up on the car floor and my mom peed her pants, leaving a puddle in the seat. It was my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2013 22:00 - United States

Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML

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By Coffee - 06/08/2018 16:30

Today, I went to Starbucks to get my free birthday coffee and due to a mistake I received two. Thinking it was my lucky day, I hurried off to work. As I was walking in, I tripped and spilt one coffee all over my new dress. Then I walked into a door and spilt the other. FML

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By Leo_RxXx - 26/05/2009 12:18 - United States

Today, I was getting off of work, talking to my boss, and I asked if I could get a ride home, since my usual ride was too lazy to come get me. He said, sure, but to be really careful since he'd just had his car detailed. I was getting in the car, tripped, and threw my hot cocoa all inside of his car. FML

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potentpotable 0

Friday 6 March 2009 2:22

YDI..it doesn't matter what car it is, if you flip out so much over a phone vibrate then you shouldn't be behind any motorized vehicle at all.

eshy 0

Friday 6 March 2009 2:08

This is why you don't drink and drive.

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SilverBallet 0

Friday 6 March 2009 2:06

Proof that Starbucks is evil. Sympathies.

lemonlife 0

Monday 6 September 2010 6:05

oh you poor damn baby!!! it's a freakinnnn porscheee

someonetobe 0

Friday 6 March 2009 2:07

Eh, kind of begging for that to happen. I mean, sure it really, really sucks. But your mom let you drive her Porsche. You should have been a tad more careful. Sorry. :(

Kamon97 23

Saturday 5 October 2013 15:56

YDI spoiled kid

thinkpink 0

Friday 6 March 2009 2:07

If a vibration in your pocket startled you so much you spilled the coffee, you're officially a dumb ass.

eshy 0

Friday 6 March 2009 2:08

This is why you don't drink and drive.

Kennygman 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 10:36

haha u made my day

magicmarkers 0

Friday 6 March 2009 2:10

You deserved that one.

leeton 0

Friday 6 March 2009 2:17

wait so the car was like still in drive gear when you decided to take the coffee out? so you didn't put the car in park when you decided to take the coffee out... seems illogical. maybe you're a girl. yeah that probably explains it. if you're a guy then you are just retarded

potentpotable 0

Friday 6 March 2009 2:22

YDI..it doesn't matter what car it is, if you flip out so much over a phone vibrate then you shouldn't be behind any motorized vehicle at all.

nedderbutters 6

Friday 13 January 2012 10:51

nicely said !

skylitxrock 0

Friday 6 March 2009 2:28

smooth move.

King_of_Kings_2 0

Friday 6 March 2009 2:31

Ferraris are better!

tehbassmasta 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 3:18

price for price, nope.

alex_vik 0

Friday 6 March 2009 2:34

Wait, not only did a tiny vibration in your pocket make you crash your car and spill coffee, but you didn't park the car and turn it off before taking the coffee out? Your fault.