By alittlepersonal - 05/10/2012 05:59 - United States - Lewis Center

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Today, my mom decided to subtly bring up her desire for grandchildren. "You really need a girlfriend. I'm surprised you don't have a crippling case of Carpal Tunnel by now." FML
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DocBastard 38

The fact that she knows bothers you? Hear this everyone: WE KNOW. We were all kids once, and we know what you do. As long as she isn't walking in on you while you're climbing the flagpole, you're fine.

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joep1 7

Don't worry man, masturbating is healthy and normal. But hey, you cant blame her. What mother doesn't want to be a grandmother!

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joep1 7

Don't worry man, masturbating is healthy and normal. But hey, you cant blame her. What mother doesn't want to be a grandmother!

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patrickalamo 47

If you can't be with the one you love love the one you with. In this case it would be: me, myself and I.

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williamcarter93 13

Mine. Not everyone is obsessed with having grandchildren.

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emag_eht 18

My mom says she doesn't want grad kids.

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mikeofthunder 13

Did you thumb your own comment there, bob? :P

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chell1894 13

No joke my fiancé's overbearing Mother will probably come and kidnap our future child. She worries me :/

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saksxalmo 20

I don't want to have kids, much less grandkids! It irks me that people think all women want to/should have kids. -_-

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Metallica36176 16

Mine doesn't. Both of my parents don't want grandchildren and they raised us that way. They taught us that this world is getting worse and it would be horrible to bring children into this world now. Bring on the down votes -_-

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deppengi 4

Is this a bad time to say that mother shouldn't be capitalized?

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TG_Wolf 1

I'm gay and I dislike children. Who cares what mother wants.

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zoeerm 4

sad... rlly sad... i feel for u... not at all embarrassing?

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RealReality 12

That's okay, you'll also need medical attention for that BURN.

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MagicGiraffe 12

Too bad all his lotion is used up...

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SenselessPattern 12

She just doesn't understand the bond between a man and his hands.

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awsetdvcshjkgss 1

You right hand will always be the best woman in the world. She never talks back and puts out anytime you need her too

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Classlfied 4

If sex involving 3 people is a 3some and sex involving 2 people a 2some does this make you handsome?

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xXHollowIchigoXx 17

No, it makes you lonesome.

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rebel_belle1974 5

put your talents to use, donate sperm

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DuRpY 5

Is it really a talent when it cums as easily as breathing? Then call me talented!

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mario2012 18

Apparently 5has a talent for getting buried every time he makes a comment.

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DocBastard 38

The fact that she knows bothers you? Hear this everyone: WE KNOW. We were all kids once, and we know what you do. As long as she isn't walking in on you while you're climbing the flagpole, you're fine.

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gc327072 30

Climbing the flagpole? Now that's a new one...

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Pudagiah 12

Doc, I'd love to know the story behind your newest profile picture. Really enjoying the blog!

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DocBastard 38

Thanks! It's an X-ray of the foot of a 16 year old kid who went joyriding in his parents' car while they were out of town. He crashed and walked away...barefoot. Those little rectangular things in his foot are pieces of glass that he stepped on that I had to extract.

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X_Codes 11

We know what we do, we know what you do, and we know that you know what we do. All we ask is that you not be a creeper about it.

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j_cat187 19

It's funny doc because if that was me when I was 16, I wouldn't be going to the hospital.

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saksxalmo 20

Is it legal to post your patients' medical information online? Do you get their permission or...?

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

It's not like we know who his patients are. He isn't violating any HIPAA laws.

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saksxalmo 20

Oh, ok. I will never understand why FML commenters thumb certain things down. I was asking a serious question...

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thatKidzmOm 10

There's never a name or any identifying information attached to any of his blogs. And it always says (not real name) if he uses a name. The blog is fantastic actually.

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happylawyer 16

He is not revealing name and is not pairing the xray to a particular person. What cannot be done is tell that some particular person had this condition or treatment.

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YourEvilHero 12

Surprise her, bring home a prostitute. prostitutes make lovely additions to any family

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iseyixes 18

Really? Bring home a prostitute? Might as well bring home roaches.

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deBlobX 12

Well you can't **** roaches soooo...

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gc327072 30

29- Hey, that's a completely legal profession in Nevada! It's a job in which (literally) they're doing what they love.

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Ren_Uchiha 11

"I married a *****!" "How dare you, she's a nice lady!"

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RedPillSucks 31

She's a very kinky girl The kind you don't take home to mother She will never let your spirits down Once you get her off the street

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shark_girl 9

Yeah, am I the only one who saw Milk Money? THAT ended well.

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RedPillSucks 31

It's the answer to OPs question.

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KiddNYC1O 20

No, sorry, it's the latter.

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sjdbeinska 4

and nw you will post this on fml so the whole world knows! :D

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paaronoid 4

Sorry, but this isn't even an FML. 99.9% of parents know that their sons/daughters ********** and have sex. There's nothing to be ashamed or embarassed about. It's human nature. They do it, too.

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Rancor 5

THAT'S NOT TRUE, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!

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