Health: Today, my mom baked a cake for the whole family. One spent EpiPen...

By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 21:40 - United States - Blain

Today, my mom baked a cake for the whole family. One spent EpiPen later, I found out there were nuts in it, which I'm severely allergic to. My mom's defense was that she thought I'd have "gotten over" my allergy by now. FML

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NoShit_Sherly 11

Sunday 17 November 2013 2:52

That's nut very nice..

thehumanlyhuman 7

Sunday 17 November 2013 2:54

She acts like a nut allergy is an illness, like a cold..

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slowninjarecon 5

Sunday 17 November 2013 4:16

Sue! Suuuuueeeee. Reckless endangerment and neglicence. Suuuuueeee.

MoellerCrusader 1

Sunday 17 November 2013 4:21

241-KIDS

devonnettnin 7

Sunday 17 November 2013 4:34

U actually can.. I used to be allergic to maple syrup and sausage and I'm not anymore

Xalandra 17

Sunday 17 November 2013 4:35

Tell her you'll "get over" your allergy when she "gets over" her stupid

Elric97 9

Sunday 17 November 2013 4:51

I say never eat anything your mom makes unless you ask about every ingredient

evildemonchild 18

Sunday 17 November 2013 4:52

She could have warn you whatever or not you "out grown" your allergy :|

tompou6 19

Sunday 17 November 2013 5:10

Your moms a twat

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 17 November 2013 5:12

That does happen...but it takes time...

sarahbevan20 11

Sunday 17 November 2013 5:15

This cracked me up!

abaconninja 3

Sunday 17 November 2013 5:18

I have allergies too. It's terrible.

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