Today, my loneliness hit a new low. After checking out my groceries... - FML

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By lonelyasf - 24/04/2017 16:27

Today, my loneliness hit a new low. After checking out my groceries at the cashier, I said, "I love you so much" as she handed me my receipt. FML

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novdestiny 23

Sunday 30 April 2017 1:42

Hopefully all she heard was 'Thank you so much'.

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novdestiny 23

Sunday 30 April 2017 1:42

Hopefully all she heard was 'Thank you so much'.

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