Kids: Today, my little cousin that's sleeping over tried to reenact...

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By murtato - 27/06/2016 13:10 - Cyprus

Today, my little cousin that's sleeping over tried to reenact the game "Elsa brain surgery" with me while I was asleep. I now have a bald patch and a huge bleeding gash from where she rammed a pizza cutter into my skull. FML

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Elgrin 15

Monday 27 June 2016 22:39

That kid needs some serious mental help, stat!

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Tuesday 28 June 2016 12:29

I'm just glad she didn't happen to pick up a meat-cleaver.

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Elgrin 15

Monday 27 June 2016 22:39

That kid needs some serious mental help, stat!

AbeLincoln33 2

Tuesday 28 June 2016 11:15

I hope she grows up to be a doctor so right before an operation you can remind her of this

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Tuesday 28 June 2016 12:29

I'm just glad she didn't happen to pick up a meat-cleaver.

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