Intimacy: Today, my husband said that when we have sex he almost gets...

By Hannah - 21/12/2010 17:01 - United States

Today, my husband said that when we have sex he almost gets as excited as he does when he gets a chopper gunner on Black Ops. FML

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Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML

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By Nuttree - 01/08/2010 07:02 - United States

Today, I noticed my husband chews his tongue while we are having sex. He also does this while he is playing World of Warcraft. FML

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mrbiffle 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 22:38

hahaha I told my girl the same thing

cusof 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 23:30

This is your girl

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alexiiiiis09 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 23:03

next time say you'll chop his gunner.

bennyboy111 7

Wednesday 22 December 2010 13:51

win

Iowa123 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 23:13

'Almost'...?

Doortje 29

Tuesday 21 December 2010 23:17

Congratulations, you've managed to find the keyword in this FML.

unidentified_sta 5

Tuesday 21 December 2010 23:27

AUDIENCE PLEASE: APPLAUD

quaddrummer93 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 23:42

Doortje ftw

vballerlover07 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 13:53

I actually did laugh out loud when I read this...

SupxD 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 23:15

haha I did the same.!!!

ninja3sp 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 23:25

haha

avirus 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 23:26

im sorry for you :(

thepyro395 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 23:30

that sucks

Kahuna382000 2

Tuesday 21 December 2010 23:31

It is pretty awesome.

averagepurson 2

Tuesday 21 December 2010 23:36

dang that must be some good sex

Flamehog9 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 23:36

Send.

50epidemic 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 23:38

that is a compliment... take it and go... it is ****** EXCITING to get a chopper gunner!!

Zeusthegoose 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 0:05

yes thank you someone that understands

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