Today, my husband informed me that his parents will be coming... - FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2018 03:13

Today, my husband informed me that his parents will be coming to visit next weekend. The day after we move into our first house. I've been taking care of all of it, during lunch breaks and after 10-hour workdays, while maintaining our current place. He doesn't understand why I might be stressed. FML

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jbuckets_404 38

Tuesday 10 July 2018 7:27

OP, so what has HE been doing all this time? Log your hours to show him how much time you put in for what each day ... then stop doing all of it until he starts doing 50/50 (if not a lot more - since it's HIS parents that are visiting way too soon). Does he not have a spine when it comes to his parents' whims and wishes?

jbuckets_404 38

Tuesday 10 July 2018 7:27

Second! Lol

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jbuckets_404 38

Tuesday 10 July 2018 7:27

OP, so what has HE been doing all this time? Log your hours to show him how much time you put in for what each day ... then stop doing all of it until he starts doing 50/50 (if not a lot more - since it's HIS parents that are visiting way too soon). Does he not have a spine when it comes to his parents' whims and wishes?

jbuckets_404 38

Tuesday 10 July 2018 7:27

Second! Lol

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