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By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 02:31 - United States

Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2011 11:20 - United States

Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML

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HSOMGF 5

Tuesday 6 December 2011 8:45

You're on here bragging that you almost hit your husband with a laptop? Get some help, please.

suavesuave 2

Tuesday 6 December 2011 8:52

If it was the guy hitting his wife with a laptop the comments would be much different

Comments

EvilDave 13

Wednesday 7 December 2011 2:24

Look at all the hypocrites who think domestic violence is OK as long as it is the woman hitting the man. OP, what you deserve is to be in jail.

hyrax77 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 2:49

When I was 12 my dad was beat with a computer monitor by his girlfriend at the time. She pulled his earring out and made him bleed. What happen to her? Nothing. My dad spent a night in jail because he was abused by a girl. The fight started because he reminded her to take her bi polar medicine.

BillGapes 4

Wednesday 7 December 2011 2:58

Yeah, don't assault people. Or try to.

1two3four5six 23

Wednesday 7 December 2011 3:16

quit saying YDI how do u kno they didnt mean it as self defense but forgot to type that? how do u kno if they r a girl? how do u kno that she wasn't actually gonna hurt him? U DONT KNO THE CIRCUMSTANCES SO STFU!