Miscellaneous: Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view...

By cAPITOLpORN - 23/06/2015 15:57 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML

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CosmicElk 26

Wednesday 24 June 2015 15:53

Find bleach and apply to brain! Sorry you went through that OP! Id probably curl up and die if i saw that!

dannnngthatsux 19

Wednesday 24 June 2015 18:22

Better than big pink thing!!!

iTurtle 10

Wednesday 24 June 2015 19:31

Extra mobility?

ConstantlyAnna 8

Thursday 25 June 2015 11:02

The horrroooorrr!!!

Xobubblyxo 23

Thursday 25 June 2015 17:03

Tell your grandma that their called granny panties for a reason

dancingqu33n 9

Monday 29 June 2015 1:04

Me as a grandma

DemonBoy1988 22

Thursday 12 November 2015 11:20

"Apply bleach to burned areas"

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