Miscellaneous: Today, my grandmother convinced me to come to a church meeting...

By Anonymous - 03/10/2013 05:24 - Canada - Scarborough

Today, my grandmother convinced me to come to a church meeting with her. My grandmother then made funny faces at me while the pastor was speaking, causing me to laugh out loud. Everyone heard me, including the pastor. FML

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Thursday 3 October 2013 12:15

Grandma strikes again.

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Thursday 3 October 2013 12:19

Does your grandma happen to be betty white?

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reaxion 25

Friday 4 October 2013 3:13

Trololololol lololol lolol granny

gazettefan42 8

Friday 4 October 2013 3:20

Sounds like something my dad did

RaeNiece1 15

Friday 4 October 2013 5:02

I Like Your Grandmother.

L_Guy_5 1

Saturday 5 October 2013 21:22

What's the problem? Is laughing prohibited in church?

Ksweety_fml 27

Monday 7 October 2013 4:50

SILLY GRANDMA!!! P.s , I miss my grandma's.! ):

leloxive 4

Wednesday 30 October 2013 22:08

Always got to make things entertaining :)

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