Today, my Grandma got engaged to her boyfriend of one year.... - FML

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By Never Getting Married - 03/03/2019 16:00

Today, my Grandma got engaged to her boyfriend of one year. Meanwhile, I'm still playing house with my Baby Daddy of three years. Starting to think he will NEVER pop the question. FML

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The_candyman 13

Sunday 3 March 2019 16:12

Well when was the last time you and baby daddy talk about long term goals? If your goals are completely different then need to find a new BF. life is to short to try to change people.

bobsanction 18

Sunday 3 March 2019 16:53

Here's a novel idea: You ask him.

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bloopaloop 27

Monday 4 March 2019 6:02

I really hope there are younger people reading this and learning from your experience

clair_brodie 35

Monday 4 March 2019 6:06

Have you guys talked about getting married? And it is 2019, You can ask him.

rodfergie 18

Tuesday 5 March 2019 0:08

Why start paying for the milk now?

jbuckets_404 38

Tuesday 5 March 2019 0:18

Why should he buy the cow when he's still getting the milk for free?

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