Miscellaneous Today, my grandma and I were watching the Ranger's playoff game....

anonymous - 23/04/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, my grandma and I were watching the Ranger's playoff game. As Henrik Lundqvist received a standing ovation from the crowd after blocking 38 shots, she says to me, "Check out his equipment!" My 80-year old grandma just commented on Henrik Lundqvist's package. FML

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Clorpy - 30/03/2018 07:00

Today, I was at the Kings Avalanche game in Denver. Anže Kopitar scored a hat trick and people threw hats in. Someone ripped my own hat off my head and tossed it on the ice. It was a gift from my dead grandparents with my name stitched onto it. I’ve had it for 15 years. FML

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Cheers, Henry

Tams - 12/09/2019 12:00 - Canada

Today, my grandma and I went to visit one of her friends. The elderly gentleman told me I'd grown into a very beautiful young woman, to which my grandma replied, "Have you started in on the sherry early this evening, Henry?" FML

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It's all balls to me

anonymous - 01/12/2016 16:00 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my family was watching a football game and kept mentioning their team's quarterback's name and, as I'm not a football fan by any means, asked them who this was. My grandma then turned to me and said, "This is why you don't have a boyfriend." FML

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Dork

Four Eyes - 29/03/2023 11:00 - United States

Today, I saw my grandma for the first time since I got new glasses. Wanting to be different, I got crystal colored ones instead of black. She said, "Thank God. You looked so dorky with your giant nerd glasses!" Love you too, grandma. FML

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Stuck

Anonymous - 25/03/2021 20:01

Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML

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agentile - 02/12/2010 01:14 - United States

Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming, while wearing a V-neck shirt. Out of instinct, I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year-old grandma. FML

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Puck my life

Anonymous - 10/08/2015 19:54 - Canada - Burlington

Today, I went to a hockey game. While warm-ups were happening, my favourite player pointed at me and tossed me a puck. It bounced off my hand into another girl's, who was a fan of the other team. She refused to give it back, then walked away and said, "I can't wait to sell this on eBay." FML

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Let her have her fun

WHY GRANDMA - 17/06/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I was at a restaurant with my grandma. A young, ripped gentleman suddenly walked through the door and my grandma looked at him and shouted, "Look! Eye candy!" as loud as she could. He heard it and was extremely embarrassed. To make it worse, my grandma is a widow, so she might have actually meant it. FML

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You can't hurry love

Anonymous - - United States

Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML

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Username - 08/07/2011 13:24 - United States

Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML

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Thursday 23 April 2009 9:16

FYL for being a rangers fan. good luck trying to get past boston.

stupid_idiot 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 9:22

or she was talking about his goddamn hockey equipment. you're retarded

Gavik 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 12:04

Everyone who took #12 seriously fails. As a hockey player myself, I fail to see how anyone could check out a goalie's "package" mid-game. Too much padding.

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Thursday 23 April 2009 12:25

*rofl* Congratulations to your awesome granny :)

Yuuhi 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 12:35

how is that an FML?? you got an awesome nana....you should be happy...GEEZ what's wrong with ppl....those FMLs are getting lamer every day

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Thursday 23 April 2009 13:01

have to say, the way this is written, she could have been talking about his actual hockey equipment, probably meaning his helmet design. But that's just me. At least your grandma has good taste anyway. CAPS RULE!!!!!! :D Had to put that out there. Rangers are awesome, won't be surprised if they win this round, but i Love my caps!!!!!!!

CapsHockeyfan08 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 13:11

Caps Rock!!! So much better tha hte rangers...but Ranal's right wouldn't be surprised if they win the round..

dancercuity922 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 13:18

Rangers SUCK! Lets Go Caps!!!

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Thursday 23 April 2009 13:23

i see how you feel RANGERS SUCK AVERY SUCKS LUNDQUVIST SUCKS LETS GO OVECHKIN Ohhh and #12 if your serious im coming to you house with a knife right now