Today, my girlfriend, who is a barefoot, convinced me to go on...

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By Regret - 22/07/2018 21:53 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my girlfriend, who is a barefoot, convinced me to go on a walk without my shoes. It was pretty enjoyable until I stepped in a huge pile of dog shit. I’ll never get my foot clean. FML

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littlekellilee 45

Wednesday 25 July 2018 12:43

That sounds like a great way to get a piece of glass or rusty metal in the bottom of your foot. I hope she has her vaccinations up to date.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Wednesday 25 July 2018 2:15

Nasty. Probably best to save going barefoot when you're at home, or when you're close to a body of water.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Wednesday 25 July 2018 2:15

Nasty. Probably best to save going barefoot when you're at home, or when you're close to a body of water.

littlekellilee 45

Wednesday 25 July 2018 12:43

That sounds like a great way to get a piece of glass or rusty metal in the bottom of your foot. I hope she has her vaccinations up to date.

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