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By Anonymous - 24/08/2014 05:51 - United States - Hicksville

Today, my girlfriend sent me a bunch of sexy pics and said to come over to her place. I thought she was in the mood for sex. Nope, she just wanted me to come over and hang a shelf, after which she sent me back home. FML

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AH1Zviper 15

Sunday 24 August 2014 16:45

That was pretty shelfish in my opinion.

eaglerob 20

Sunday 24 August 2014 16:44

That's your future wife right there; embrace the chaos

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domolovesyoshi 33

Sunday 24 August 2014 18:25

What a manipulative little bitch

gc327072 30

Sunday 24 August 2014 18:33

She was most likely sizing up your ability to nail things. I hope you gave it your all, for your sake.

gogators941 11

Sunday 24 August 2014 18:34

Hahahahaha that's great hey she's using what she has!

hrpuffstuff69 8

Sunday 24 August 2014 18:40

You should have also helped her out with tearing up her carpet.

buckdharma 37

Sunday 24 August 2014 18:51

If she sends you more pics now, expect shelfies.

Nevracceptdefeat 26

Sunday 24 August 2014 19:09

TheRogueAngel 3

Sunday 24 August 2014 19:24

Remember this because this is your future with her.

heyithinkyourhot 12

Sunday 24 August 2014 19:24

Ha she tricked ya.

moonbootz 7

Sunday 24 August 2014 19:34

Better you hung it than another dude. right? but she did kinda fish you in wit the pics lol women.

classycoop 12

Sunday 24 August 2014 19:51

YDI thirsty manwhore

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