Love: Today, my girlfriend curled up into a ball and cried for hours... - FML

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By trinalporpus - 27/04/2016 23:05 - Canada - Cranbrook

Today, my girlfriend curled up into a ball and cried for hours because I logged onto Facebook without her permission. FML

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Thursday 28 April 2016 15:16

She's a control freak and its best to get out of such relationships ASAP because it will only get worse. Imagine one day needing permission to fart?

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False_Stupidity 41

Thursday 28 April 2016 15:16

She's a control freak and its best to get out of such relationships ASAP because it will only get worse. Imagine one day needing permission to fart?

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Today, I found out that my husband read my journal behind my back when he got mad over something I'd written in it. This is the same journal that my therapist told me to keep, to help me get past my trust issues. FML

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Today, I signed in my msn messenger. Everyone in my friends list apparently changed their status to 'busy' or 'away' when they saw me online, including my crush. FML

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Today, I woke up at 4 a.m. to the smell of something burning. My husband and I checked the house, and I was convinced there was possibly an electric fire. Went back to bed, then when I woke again I remembered I'd straightened my hair the day before and that’s what the burnt smell was. FML

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Today, I pulled up to a party/house rave. I was told there were a decent amount of women there. I guess they'd all left by the time I arrived. The only girl I saw there was my ex-girlfriend, who left me without a trace last month, dancing with a bunch of guys who were all physically way bigger than me. FML

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Today, my brat of a coworker tried to convince our boss that I should get paid half of what I'm making because I broke my right arm. I'm left-handed, broke it on the job, and still doing a better job than her. She makes double what I do. FML

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Today, while at a restaurant with my husband for our 4-year anniversary, he kept behaving strangely, breathing deeply and eventually sighing happily. I thought the wine had just gone to his head. Nope; he proudly admitted later that he'd jerked off without anyone noticing, even me. FML

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