Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend called me over to her house. When I knocked,... - FML

By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 23:54 - Canada

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Today, my girlfriend called me over to her house. When I knocked, no one responded to the door. I decided to check the back yard and found her sunbathing by the pool. I kneeled by her and placed my hand on her butt, kissing her neck. What I heard next, "So this is what you do with my daughter." FML

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illmatic2 16

Friday 16 September 2011 8:50

Obviously a MILF.

s0m3guy2010 21

Friday 16 September 2011 9:10

I bet OP really wishes he had a moment with a Twix bar.

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ih82bl8 2

Saturday 17 September 2011 5:36

Was it actually her mom, or was her mom just around there somewhere

Ur1Temptazian 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 5:59

Hellllooooo Mrs. Robinson...

dirtroadboy 7

Saturday 17 September 2011 6:58

30- havent you heard of those sexy moms? aka milfs. they stay toned

vbmg152 18

Saturday 17 September 2011 7:41

You can't tell your girlfriend from her Mom? Dude, you've got problems!!! Maybe get your eyes checked?? I don't even know what to say to this one!!!

zombiekitten87 12

Saturday 17 September 2011 8:10

1. Gross. 2. YDI 3. How hard could it be to tell your gf from her mom???

ardencred 7

Saturday 17 September 2011 8:10

It was his gf's dad

waitnobodycares 6

Saturday 17 September 2011 17:38

I took this as her dad was standing outside somewhere and saw him do that to her. hmm...

NateDosa19 2

Saturday 17 September 2011 17:49

Classic

SlickWillyTFCF 5

Saturday 17 September 2011 18:05

Shoulda kept going.

chickenpie90 16

Saturday 17 September 2011 23:32

LOL

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