Love: Today, my girlfriend and I were buying Subway. When it came to...

By Richie - 20/05/2009 05:37 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were buying Subway. When it came to ring up the order the lady asked us together or separate? My girlfriend looked and said separate. Half-jokingly, I asked if it was some sort of hint. She looked at me and said yes. I got broken up over a 12-inch ham sub. FML

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By Joey - 07/05/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML

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By Username - 14/08/2011 17:44 - United States

Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2022 19:00 - United States - Paris

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at dinner, which would’ve been nice if we hadn’t been dating for only two months, and dinner was at Subway. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 18:00

Today, I got flustered by the gorgeous sandwich artist at Subway and ordered a “meat-long foot-ball.” On Rye of course. FML

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You deserved it 265

By DMitch - 15/05/2011 19:29 - United States

Today, I went to Subway with my girlfriend. Just as the time came for her to pay, she went to the car to grab her purse. She didn't come back. I found a note on the windshield saying, "It's over." FML

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By salad - 28/04/2014 15:38 - United States - North Charleston

Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML

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By WTF? - 12/08/2013 04:49 - United States - Mesa

Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML

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You deserved it 6 560

By Makeitdance - 11/05/2014 14:46 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, a customer asked me how long our 6-inch sandwich was. FML

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You deserved it 5 055

By Nico711 - 30/03/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML

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BussellRishop 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 12:08

should have gotten the meatball marinara, then it's worth it.

hsdffk 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 12:07

....sigh yeh thats kind of sad not gonna lie... maybe yur ham wasnt good enough for her

Comments

dyld921 2

Wednesday 20 May 2009 15:15

#29 You only say 'I' when a subject in third person comes before you. But if you come first, it's "me". "My girlfriend and I" and "Me and my girlfriend" are both acceptable. But it's never "I and my girlfriend". Maybe you should go back to grade school.

Yug_Tnacifingisn 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 15:18

It sounds like she was pretty harsh. Good riddance.

ChelseaChops 1

Wednesday 20 May 2009 15:33

Sounds like a lie.

hellosunshine_x3 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 15:35

This is REALLY low, she shouldn't of done it that way.. Sorry!

genius_man16 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 15:38

YDI for eating at Subway and copying FML's tard

plexico 3

Wednesday 20 May 2009 15:50

She got a five-dollar footlong. She's probably looking for a footlong that she'd pay anything to have!

zidane312 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 15:53

actually, its like 5.35 including tax :D

rukusrazor 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 16:03

Sorry in advance, can't help myself.... Five. Five Dollar. Five Dollar-Get-All-Your-Shit-And-Move-The-****-Out--I-Cant-Believe-I-Made-It-This-Loooooooong!!! Yeah, that was bad, I couldn't think of anything better. I can however think of worse. Anyone remember the "Wrap it up, Wra-Wrap it up" commercials? *shudder*

audiogasmic 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 16:04

wow, what a bitch. she could at least wait until you were somewhere private. if i was the lady behind the counter i would've been like wtf@her?? seriously. now you know her true colors and can focus on finding someone better :]