Today, my friend went home after sleeping over. She either pissed...

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By Sidneymarie - 08/10/2018 12:27 - Australia - Park Holme

Today, my friend went home after sleeping over. She either pissed on my bed and didn't tell me or she was really badly sweating. But I can't get the smell out. I've scrubbed it for hours. FML

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Thursday 11 October 2018 1:11

The only thing left to do now is burn it, and buy a new mattress.

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Thursday 11 October 2018 1:11

The only thing left to do now is burn it, and buy a new mattress.

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