Miscellaneous: Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet,...

By Emily - 21/09/2012 01:39 - United States - Mission Viejo

Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML

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By nolife - 05/11/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML

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BabySparkle1 15

Friday 21 September 2012 9:05

I think maybe next time, it's better to just text them.

Doortje 29

Friday 21 September 2012 9:06

How many times did you call her?

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madseewhy 3

Sunday 23 September 2012 3:28

That is not what a friend would do to you

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 11 July 2015 23:06

Did you call and say who you were?

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