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By Anonymous - 17/01/2010 13:44 - United States

Today, my friend decided it was funny to burp in my face. The burp was actually vomit. We were in the food court at the mall. FML

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By whipplewhip - 30/06/2013 04:21 - United States

Today, my husband and I were at the mall, and decided to have a snack at the food court. As we ate, an obese woman squeezed past our table, butt facing us. Just when her ass-cheeks slid past our heads, she let out a horrific fart that my father would be proud of. FML

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By Vomitron - 02/04/2021 00:30

Today, I spent an hour and twenty minutes throwing up at a toilet from a shopping mall because I ate rotten food without realizing it. At least during that time I made two new friends, a gay couple who were making out in the next toilet cubicle. FML

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By alephnull - 02/02/2011 21:07 - Canada

Today, I drove a friend to the emergency room because he thought he had appendicitis. While sitting in the waiting room, I got puked on by a child. My friend's diagnosis? Gas. So he also farted all the way home. FML

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Sunday 17 January 2010 20:09

Who on earth put YDI? :s That's really gross.. are they now an ex-friend?

Jayjay210 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 19:57

Lmfao, @ #2.... otherwise, punch them and say "wtf, Disgusting"

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ahmziii 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 19:56

oii that sucks

NatDancer2010 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 4:13

umm weird and disgusting

stepherz89 17

Wednesday 10 July 2013 4:12

What the **** is wrong with ppl?!!

saranottelling 7

Sunday 17 January 2010 19:56

Ew.... That must have spoiled your appetite and the appetite of everyone there.

Jayjay210 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 19:57

Lmfao, @ #2.... otherwise, punch them and say "wtf, Disgusting"

stopreadingmynam 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 18:30

lol, 3, that's wat I would do

perdix 29

Sunday 17 January 2010 20:01

I'd imagine that the vomit was probably tastier and cleaner than most of the food served in the food court.

FernandoTorres_fml 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 22:04

Really? I thought it was the same thing...

heyy331111 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 3:56

hahahahahaha

giggles518 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 1:40

-.-

MikesterJ 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 20:03

So... did you open your mouth?

awesome576 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 20:06

ewwwwwwwww

zom_fml 10

Sunday 17 January 2010 20:09

Who on earth put YDI? :s That's really gross.. are they now an ex-friend?

yermaw 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 20:13

bet they felt really bad after that. that is reaally disgusting though :|

anela_fml 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 20:16

ohhh I'd freak out lol

joshhh11 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 20:17

why do people put vote YDI on stuff like this!?! anyway, that's really gross and messes up man

alexblue 5

Monday 18 January 2010 12:01

people are stupid

born_to_lose_fml 5

Monday 18 January 2010 13:44

agreed

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