Intimacy: Today, my friend and her boyfriend slept over because he had... - FML

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By Anon - 16/05/2016 05:46 - Australia - Glenunga

Today, my friend and her boyfriend slept over because he had no where to stay for the night. So i agreed to let him sleep. Since there was only one bed we ended up sharing it together. We all said goodnight and next thing I know they start having sex right next to me. FML

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ChristinePi 36

Tuesday 17 May 2016 1:48

That's when you put your foot down and kick them out.

gijojo_fml 9

Monday 16 May 2016 22:51

Did u join in?

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gijojo_fml 9

Monday 16 May 2016 22:51

Did u join in?

ChristinePi 36

Tuesday 17 May 2016 1:48

That's when you put your foot down and kick them out.

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