By ....... - 23/06/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
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effmyyliifee 0

high aspirations

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orangerocker26 0

how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!

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starburst7596 14

She probably meant the hooker position in rugby

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simsgirlgem 25

Could be worse she could say she wanted to be a hooker with a heart of gold XD

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WICKEDxANGEL 13

Well I gotta admit, I like singing Barbie songs lol

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tpm45 25

I am scared for the world's future.

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Funnyguyproblems 1

Maybe she was watching Top Hooker

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DontSaveMe 16

I hope to god that she doesn't ACTUALLY know what a hooker is O.o

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happyfingers 15

Umm. I don't think she knows exactly what a hooker is... Or at least... I hope not >.>

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titankitty 8

Tell her Barbie is only with Ken and she should stick to one guy too.

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