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By Cardstar - 01/05/2016 20:45 - United States

Today, my fiance and I go out to lunch, and I noticed our server, who is rather very attractive, is checking out my fiance through the mirror behind the bar. my fiances first words when I told him, "Wonder how hard it would be to get her number and ask for a three way?"

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nioclas_hav 16

Monday 2 May 2016 14:02

That would be fun though?

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nioclas_hav 16

Monday 2 May 2016 14:02

That would be fun though?

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