By ShampooThief - 12/04/2015 03:05 - United States

Today, my family checked into a hotel for spring break. The first thing my brother did was steal all the bars of soap and bottles of shampoo. He's now guarding them, and hissing at anyone that tries to take them. I just want to take a shower. FML
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briang959 47

Ask housekeeping for more. Guard it with your life. Problem solved.

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trellz17 19

Uhh, just take them from him, use as much force as needed.

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

Don't people bring their own shampoo and conditioner when staying at hotels?

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lovethatstach 18

I was about to say--I never use that shit at hotels. I take my own.

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tormcn 26

Me either.. and how old is he anyways?

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xXxGraveStonexXx 20

You know, you can just go to the lobby and ask for more.

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zanoty 17

Couldn't you just hit the I agree your life sucks instead of posting a comment of the exact same thing

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Sandsh8rk 36

Your profile pic sums up what I think of you right now.

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bethjlster1999 8

I understood #2 nice try, better luck next time

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lovethatstach 18

oh jesus. more negativity on the internet. surprise, surprise.

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briang959 47

Ask housekeeping for more. Guard it with your life. Problem solved.

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apitrix 24

I think Op's brother might go silence of the lambs style; it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

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Shadowvoid 33

Well my thing here is, do you not your own shampoo and toiletries with you when you travel? Even if you fly would you not buy some when you land?

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Exsequor 14

Unless you're picky about brands, idk why you'd bother packing your own when you know you're going to get it for free at the hotel.

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WhatHappenedToIt 22

Hotel soaps and shampoos are hard on your skin and hair and the moisturizer isn't very good nor is the conditioner. I pack my own because I'm allergic to any soap with perfume of any kind in it.

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Hunthas 17

That's really odd! I guess you have to find someone to shower with ;) try the beach!

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trellz17 19

Uhh, just take them from him, use as much force as needed.

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clumsyninja13 21

It's called tackling...or gang up with your family :3

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SadSouthernBell 18

Hotels only give you like 2 bars of soap and a bottle each of shampoo and conditioner, maybe you should have brought your own.

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Sandsh8rk 36

He's like the Gollum of hygiene products.

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Dreamsorrow93 24

Your picture is the only reason this was funny.

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JMichael 25

Your brother sounds like a douce.

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JMichael 25

haha simple mistake of an unused letter. I will pay my price of downvotes.

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VeganVampyre 26

Never give in, 35! Make up a meaning for it and tell everyone you did it on purpose. You could invent a new word!

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iLike2Teabag 27

douce ˈdüs adjective chiefly Scottish : sober, sedate First use: 1721

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laden_swallow09 34

"Revved up like a douce Another runner in the night…" It's deuce. Close enough. What the hell is that song about, anyway?

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laurarossiox 11

Call house keeping and get some more! Your brother can't stay like that forever either! Goodluck

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Mossygirl357 12

You can go down to the gift shop if there is one in your hotel and buy some there or just ask housekeeping for more.

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