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By Anonymous - 09/05/2015 20:50

Today, my drunk grandma flashed me, after confusing me, a 19 year-old girl, for my grandpa. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 04:00 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML

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By Kev - 20/08/2014 17:53 - United States - Flemington

Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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You deserved it 154

By lady_jeni - 09/07/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has Alzheimer's and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

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You deserved it 3 241

By Sundendako - 27/01/2010 10:20 - Australia

Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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You deserved it 3 563

By webcammistake - 17/03/2009 20:51 - United States

Today, I was on a webcam with my friend. We were joking around so I stood up and flashed her. Her grandma choose that second to walk past and look at the screen. Her grandma now thinks we're lesbians and that I'm a whore. FML

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You deserved it 75 871

By nyebust - 01/01/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, my grandmother drunk dialed me at midnight to wish me a happy new year. I was already in bed. My grandmother has a better social life than I do. FML

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You deserved it 8 154

By fuckoffgran - 01/08/2013 14:46 - Ireland

Today, my grandma told everyone at our party to stay away from me, saying, "Ya might catch obesity from her and become fatass porkers too." I complained to my dad, at which point my gran faked being inebriated. My dad rolled his eyes and said, "She's DRUNK, honey. Chill out." FML

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You deserved it 5 713

By Michelle - 01/09/2010 08:27 - Netherlands

Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML

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You deserved it 3 475

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By forgotten - 02/10/2009 07:46 - United Kingdom

Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML

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seanyewest 13

Sunday 10 May 2015 5:58

CBN Presents: Grans gone wild.

Drapoon103100 12

Sunday 10 May 2015 5:55

Mind bleach?

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pleasedie 22

Sunday 10 May 2015 6:03

Your poor eyes. That's a sight that will haunt you for the rest of your life.

briang959 47

Sunday 10 May 2015 6:03

Maybe she's auditioning for Grandma's Gone Wild.

bearstyle22 11

Sunday 10 May 2015 6:04

Those are relationship goals at that age.

91hayek 31

Sunday 10 May 2015 6:12

amen.

limegreenpoopie 31

Sunday 10 May 2015 6:06

Did you enjoy the show?

91hayek 31

Sunday 10 May 2015 6:07

Props to them being spry and frisky at that age. Attraction isn't just two good looking young people kissing in the moonlight. Still, FYL.

rjc490 29

Sunday 10 May 2015 6:10

Your grandpa must look good!

LevyLove 17

Sunday 10 May 2015 6:15

Seems like your grandma and grandpa still have an awesome relationship after all these years! You go grandma! ?

LevyLove 17

Sunday 10 May 2015 6:21

Ignore that question mark at the end, typo.

KwtWaffles 15

Sunday 10 May 2015 6:35

some bleach for your eyes ma'am?

epc101 8

Sunday 10 May 2015 6:36

Maybe she saw that taco bell commercial...

OGCxILLUSION 14

Sunday 10 May 2015 7:21

that's exactly what I was thinking lol

z_candy 18

Sunday 10 May 2015 6:59

You'll need two things after this: brain bleach and therapy.

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