By mugged - 20/03/2011 20:29 - United States

Today, my dog had to choose between protecting me from a mugger or eating an apple. He chose the apple. FML
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BLAZZZEEEDDD 1

dogs always go for food

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AlienX_fml 0

I usually bring an apple when i mug people. Just in case they have a dog.

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sweetiffany 0

It's not your dogs job to protect you unless you have trained it to do so.

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tulsafml 0

:D YDI for being a pansy and not packing your knife.

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kennababy 0

haha cause everyone carries a knife wherever they go ;)

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Prankster7o7 5

I sure as hell do! :)

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emodude44 0

Don't talk shit 'bout apples

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laurbear12 3

since when do dogs eat apples? haha

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krez 20

My dog eats cabbage like it is going out of style.

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Lufferkinz 0

Next time, instead if an apple, bring chocolate for a snack to teach that dog a lesson.

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sammy259 3

protect ur dog dumb ass u deserved it

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BeastlyNinjer 0

what the hell are you talking about

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