Today, my dental hygienist gave me a lecture on how I should...

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2018 23:52

Today, my dental hygienist gave me a lecture on how I should have my wisdom teeth removed, after I told her they were fine, she scraped them as hard as she could before tearing the filling out of the tooth beside. FML

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s2kname 9

Friday 26 January 2018 20:45

i hear a law suit 🙄

ThrottleJockey 35

Saturday 27 January 2018 21:18

Really? I can't hear the lawsuit over OP's screaming.

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s2kname 9

Friday 26 January 2018 20:45

i hear a law suit 🙄

ThrottleJockey 35

Saturday 27 January 2018 21:18

Really? I can't hear the lawsuit over OP's screaming.

lukesick1 12

Monday 29 January 2018 14:23

I woulda started punching the doctor... or recorded for evidence.

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