Money: Today, my debit card got stopped by the bank because I went out...

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By wake up call - 26/07/2016 13:45 - United States - Southlake

Today, my debit card got stopped by the bank because I went out and only got a beer at the bar rather than 10 or 11 drinks. They described it as "unusual activity." FML

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ERaj1123 18

Wednesday 27 July 2016 2:33

10 or 11? Geez dude...

YaBoiSeabass 15

Wednesday 27 July 2016 16:40

If you drink all those beers yourself ydi, if you go out with friends and pick up the tab very often then fyl

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ERaj1123 18

Wednesday 27 July 2016 2:33

10 or 11? Geez dude...

GabenNewell2001 8

Wednesday 27 July 2016 2:38

I agree, thats a bit much aint it?

thefmlman2011 36

Wednesday 27 July 2016 2:59

I've done that.... the next day wasn't fun, trust me.

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Wednesday 27 July 2016 13:24

So you usually drink with loads of friends - I hope!

YaBoiSeabass 15

Wednesday 27 July 2016 16:40

If you drink all those beers yourself ydi, if you go out with friends and pick up the tab very often then fyl

Tyrax 16

Wednesday 27 July 2016 20:18

I hope this means you pick up the tab a lot. Otherwise, you kind of deserve it.

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