Today, my coworkers kept asking if I was "thirsty". I was unaware... - FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2020 13:39

Today, my coworkers kept asking if I was "thirsty". I was unaware but a supervisor from another dept dropped 2-3 coffee straws down my underwear, took video & pictures. I overheard when I went to the bathroom.. They've shared it with nearly everyone and denied anything to Human Resources; my word. FML

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power_in_the_now 19

Wednesday 22 January 2020 23:27

What the heck— I would keep fighting it until the video and pics surface... someone has them so that means it did happen

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WarGod01 15

Wednesday 22 January 2020 21:16

No need for Human Resources 🤭🤭

power_in_the_now 19

Wednesday 22 January 2020 23:27

What the heck— I would keep fighting it until the video and pics surface... someone has them so that means it did happen

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