Animals: Today, my cats got back from the vet from being fixed for inappropriate...

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By Angrycatlady - 14/05/2016 07:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my cats got back from the vet from being fixed for inappropriate urination. Their medical cones make them too big to enter their litter box so they started urinating all over the floor. FML

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Sunday 15 May 2016 1:24

that sucks op. if its possible with their litter box maybe you can take the lid off until they get the cones taken off.

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screamogirl123 18

Sunday 15 May 2016 1:24

that sucks op. if its possible with their litter box maybe you can take the lid off until they get the cones taken off.

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