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By ripepeaches - 13/05/2016 14:41

Today, my cat puked on the bed right as my boyfriend and I were falling asleep. He immediately gets up and starts fake gagging until I clean up the vomit and lay a towel over the bed. He suggested I change sheets and when I didn't he gave me back my apartment key and slept on the couch. FML
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farmgirl98 14

He could have helped clean up or change the sheets. Fake gagging? Smh

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ChristinePi 36

I don't blame him. I wouldn't want to sleep with cat puke on my bed either.

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ChristinePi 36

I don't blame him. I wouldn't want to sleep with cat puke on my bed either.

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farmgirl98 14

He could have helped clean up or change the sheets. Fake gagging? Smh

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ripepeaches 21

I usually would have changed them but I had just finished up two loads of dishes, making dinner, and cleaning the living room while he watched tv; and on top of that I had gotten up early that morning and was getting up early the next to take my car to the mechanics for a $900 fix and was already stressed, so changing cat puke sheets at 12:00am wasn't the first thing on my list. I did however change them as soon as I got home from work after the mechanics.

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SolarLunix 21

I would've handed him new sheets and told him to do it. I understand not wanting to do it yourself at midnight after a long day of work.

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