Today my car was missing from the car park so I called the police... - FML

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By henry - 29/03/2018 18:21

Today my car was missing from the car park so I called the police reporting it stolen the whole 9 yards, it was only as I got home, I remembered I bought a new car last week and I was standing right next to it as I was calling the police about it being missing, I had been searching for my old car FML

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azouwa 26

Saturday 31 March 2018 13:12

I would call BS. Nobody is that stupid. Then, I proof read. Sorry OP. FYL. Not because of the car thing, but because of the missing neurons in your central nervous system.

notesz 21

Saturday 31 March 2018 14:40

At this point, if I were you, I'd be officially worried about my memory.

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azouwa 26

Saturday 31 March 2018 13:12

I would call BS. Nobody is that stupid. Then, I proof read. Sorry OP. FYL. Not because of the car thing, but because of the missing neurons in your central nervous system.

notesz 21

Saturday 31 March 2018 14:40

At this point, if I were you, I'd be officially worried about my memory.

ChromoTec 24

Saturday 31 March 2018 22:30

This is a common psychological experience, because human brains are wired to focus on only one thing at a time. Your brain wasn't paying attention to your new car when you needed to find your old car.

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