Transportation: Today, my car ran out of gas. I was 20 feet away from the gas...

By stranded - 19/05/2011 11:46 - United States

Today, my car ran out of gas. I was 20 feet away from the gas pump and the only person I could ask for help was the attendant, who'd asked me out a week ago. I'd said no, and so did he. FML

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By wowzers0889 - 28/04/2012 21:21 - United States - New York

Today, I was sent to a customer's house to switch out a washing machine. My boss had assured me that everything I'd need was already in the truck. Halfway there, I ran out of gas and I realized I didn't have the gas card. My boss says it's my fault. FML

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krushr 3

Thursday 19 May 2011 16:14

What's all this BS about karma? She's allowed to date whomever she wants.

chimpsndip 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 16:41

Karma? If I was a girl, I don't think that I'd want to date a gas station attendant either.

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ILoveTabz 0

Friday 20 May 2011 1:07

Karma's A Bitch.

sonofkarma 5

Friday 20 May 2011 1:46

Karma's a bitch.... bitch

Niedermayer_20 12

Friday 20 May 2011 7:16

bad luck

mandalore92 0

Friday 20 May 2011 2:38

who cares if she rejected him, it's still a dick move on his part

steve16890 5

Friday 20 May 2011 2:39

put it in neutral and push it you lazy bitch

lowshadows 21

Friday 20 May 2011 2:39

Wow what are the odds? ha ha lol!!

xPsychoshardx 0

Friday 20 May 2011 2:54

Who's to say she wasn't a complete bitch when she rejected him?

shaniecerb 0

Friday 20 May 2011 3:25

ydi.shouldnt b riding on E

zakger 0

Friday 20 May 2011 3:51

poor you. a whole 20 feet? how will you manage seriously!! your life is ******! suck it up.....

lacey6195 4

Friday 20 May 2011 4:46

karma's a bitch

dukemyster8 4

Friday 20 May 2011 5:31

karma all the way

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