Today, my brother make me realize that not all body shampoo are... - FML

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By NeoAxL - 19/11/2019 06:35

Today, my brother make me realize that not all body shampoo are made to leave you smelling good after shower, his new one is capable of filling the entire room with shitty pungent chemical smell that could instantly pull you out from your sweet sleep. What's worse? He bought few large bottles of those at once. FML.

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jbuckets_404 38

Tuesday 19 November 2019 11:32

Then perhaps "unknowingly move" them to a business' dumpster....

Sinshine 28

Tuesday 26 November 2019 0:43

Have you let him know that he stinks? If it's that bad but he doesn't care, maybe try buying all the bottles from him and dispose of them.

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jbuckets_404 38

Tuesday 19 November 2019 11:32

Then perhaps "unknowingly move" them to a business' dumpster....

Sinshine 28

Tuesday 26 November 2019 0:43

Have you let him know that he stinks? If it's that bad but he doesn't care, maybe try buying all the bottles from him and dispose of them.

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