Today... my boyfriends mother, booked a trip for him, her, his...

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By suckssmh - 16/01/2020 01:29 - United States - Stamford

Today... my boyfriends mother, booked a trip for him, her, his brother and a family friend for Valentine’s Day. I had something really special planned for our 4th Valentine’s Day together and cannot get a refund... FML

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shannon2348 14

Friday 17 January 2020 17:32

So talk to your damn boyfriend about it instead of whining on here about it. ydi

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