Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend was talking to a friend about wanting to... - FML

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By hypocrite - 14/05/2016 07:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was talking to a friend about wanting to beat the shit out of this guy he has never met before. Then he gets pissed off at me for wanting to punch a girl at a party for "accidentally" touching his dick more than once at a party....FML

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jamesderp 15

Sunday 15 May 2016 5:07

I really hope he's your ex. If not, you're an idiot to allow him to cheat on you and be okay with it

garc1795 8

Sunday 15 May 2016 5:56

*Attempting to cheat or flirt in this case. Although I do agree that a man shouldn't let a stranger touch his junk like that if he's committed. Dump his butt OP.

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jamesderp 15

Sunday 15 May 2016 5:07

I really hope he's your ex. If not, you're an idiot to allow him to cheat on you and be okay with it

arano 29

Sunday 15 May 2016 5:53

How did you get cheating out of this?

garc1795 8

Sunday 15 May 2016 5:56

*Attempting to cheat or flirt in this case. Although I do agree that a man shouldn't let a stranger touch his junk like that if he's committed. Dump his butt OP.

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