By anonymous - 03/01/2011 19:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me there was a tick on my shoulder and that he would remove it so I shouldn't worry. After about a half hour, lots of blood, and a ton of pain, he told me it was just a mole. FML
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GettyLee 0

Damn, that totally sucks.

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69_jackson_69 0

Hmm... You would think a man would be able to determine between a tick or a small furry, burrowing animal on another's back. Oh well

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iBiteRoses 22

OMG you made me LOL so hard I love you

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myndilou 3

how did u not know u had a mole there? oh and u should prolly go get that checked bc messing with a mole Like that can cause it to turn cancerous or grow larger....

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ilovenoah 0

GUACAMOLEEEEE!!!

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kaylapple 1

he picked at your mole for a whole 30 minutes? gross!

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daisiebud 18

if you have a tick, you're supposed to light a match and burn it, and then it'll fall off. i'm really glad he didn't try this with the mole, though

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marimba_boss 0

why didn't you look before you let him remove it?

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Now is the time to go to the hospital and be screened for cancer.

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Dilwann 27

Don't overreact. Most moles are good ones. The bad ones, called maligne melanoma, are disfigured (not round), have different colors in them... I have a bunch of moles, none of which are maligne. And some of them still grow a bit.

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sparxva 12

Admittedly, your life sucks. But this boyfriend is somebody you've chosen to bring into your life and keep into your life. Maybe you should make better choices?

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