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By ReineXre - 26/07/2016 00:49 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to see other people, and later that day, as I was walking home from being with friends, I saw him and my sister making out on the couch. FML

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4everBroken 13

Tuesday 26 July 2016 15:41

Very glad I don't have a sister. Well even if I had one it wouldn't matter. My brother and me were 7 years apart all I would have to do is call the police and be done with it.

RosaMaravillosa 10

Tuesday 26 July 2016 20:37

well, he does suck a bit, but your sister's a fcking *****. that's just nor done.

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4everBroken 13

Tuesday 26 July 2016 15:41

Very glad I don't have a sister. Well even if I had one it wouldn't matter. My brother and me were 7 years apart all I would have to do is call the police and be done with it.

RosaMaravillosa 10

Tuesday 26 July 2016 20:37

well, he does suck a bit, but your sister's a fcking *****. that's just nor done.

dave__609 10

Tuesday 26 July 2016 22:13

everyone knows that girls aren't the only ones that don't say they want to see other people unless they already have someone in mind

JasonThorn 20

Thursday 18 August 2016 16:02

Jeff Foxworthy did say that when a guy talks about "seeing other people," he usually has someone in mind...

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