Love: Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with a voice card. It said...

By dubblechic - 18/01/2011 18:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with a voice card. It said "Marry me Amber?" I'm not Amber. That's his ex. FML

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xXDubbleChic 11

Monday 24 January 2011 3:07

I dumped him on the spot

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mintcar 9

Tuesday 18 January 2011 23:10

Seems like a lot of the men on FML confuse their current girlfriends with their ex. WTF is up with that? FYL OP.

Ninjafriends 1

Tuesday 18 January 2011 23:48

That's not his ex, that's his fiancée.

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DalekScythe 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 3:02

your boyfriend recycles! :D

MegamiKaosu 28

Friday 12 August 2011 22:27

sounds like an fml few months ago(maybe) where the bf did the same thing only worded different

Nudi_fml 13

Thursday 19 January 2012 15:53

It puzzles me how dorks like him can get girlfriends, while the good guys struggle.

SkoomaKi 27

Sunday 13 May 2012 14:32

Ouch, do t let him of easily with that. It even end it. Hes obviously still thinking about his ex.

gators1995 30

Monday 27 May 2013 7:00

Ouch and I am sorry to hear that OP

ashleyylove3 22

Wednesday 30 October 2013 2:56

And now hopefully he's your ex

rreilly 8

Friday 31 January 2014 1:31

Pulled a classic Ross

daemonsparta 16

Sunday 2 August 2015 19:44

I'm guessing amber is his ex because she said no

fantasyworld 37

Monday 17 August 2015 0:30

Glad you dumped him.

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