By mylifesucks - 30/08/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
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suaveneanderthal 0

Send him one that says "Bitch, get me a ring."

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maddog_fml 0

Hahaha!! Love this one! Yo OP! Send me one of those bumper stickers. Thanks!

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tsax421 0

my favorite part on this one is that he's still the boyfriend and not the fiance. wonderful! :)

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thingymajig 0

how is this an fml? that's hilarious!

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ajb_r 0

agreed i want my boyfriend to propose to me like that, it would be hilarious

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tschoiuss 0

Funniest thing i have ever heard. tell your boyfriend thanks for the laugh. you have to learn to laugh at life!

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roobear 2

So what? If this is an FYL, then FYL. Go kill yourself and rid us all of the trouble.

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Bob31_fml 4

Yeah, def a FYL. I certainly don't allow people to speak to me that way in normal conversation, let alone in a marriage proposal.

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XxRocker94xX 0

He was joking, dumbass.

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tschoiuss 0

by the way, I am a man. I earned the title **** back in 04-05 on a deploymeny. It was a proud day and a close race. so calling me a **** is not an insult.

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Spookshow 0

Hahaha! OP, don't take it so bad. It's a Demetri Martin reference! He does a bit about cool ways to be proposed to and saying "Bitch, let's get married" was one of them. I'd be flattered--Demetri is a funny man. :P

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