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By Anonymous - 01/06/2016 19:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of six years accused me of sleeping with my best friend and her dad, together at the same time. For going four-wheeling with them in the mountains while he was out of the country.

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Tyler_Posey 18

Thursday 2 June 2016 15:54

Should've written FML at the end

toba122 12

Thursday 2 June 2016 19:00

Yeah, it probably would've been an official fml if not for that. It's a pretty ****** up story.

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Tyler_Posey 18

Thursday 2 June 2016 15:54

Should've written FML at the end

toba122 12

Thursday 2 June 2016 19:00

Yeah, it probably would've been an official fml if not for that. It's a pretty ****** up story.

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