Today, my boyfriend of 7 years sent me a message saying we needed... - FML

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By WasteOfTime - 24/07/2018 22:47

Today, my boyfriend of 7 years sent me a message saying we needed to have a "serious" conversation about our future. After freaking out, saying I loved him and that I always wanted to be with him, he blocked my number. I hope he's having fun at the strip club from his Instagram photos. FML.

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interesting33 36

Friday 27 July 2018 1:28

wow I am so sorry. did you guys even have just conversation? what a lack of respect on his part. Do you have people you can lean on? friends, relatives, colleagues? us fmlers :)

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interesting33 36

Friday 27 July 2018 1:28

wow I am so sorry. did you guys even have just conversation? what a lack of respect on his part. Do you have people you can lean on? friends, relatives, colleagues? us fmlers :)

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