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By MeMyselfandI43 - 05/07/2016 14:18 - United States - Riverside

Today, my boyfriend came home stupid drunk. He passed out sprawled across the living room floor. I went to bed and left him there covered in a sheet. A bit later I woke up to a strange sound. Turned on the light to see him pissing on my fan like it was the toilet, it was on high. FML
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Elgrin 15

No! Bad commenter! Go sit in your corner and think of a better pun! :-P

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Elgrin 15

No! Bad commenter! Go sit in your corner and think of a better pun! :-P

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nattnatt73 31

I'm sorry that was all I could think of, you made me lol though!

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aFeeble0ldMan 15

That really sucks. My dad got so drunk a couple days ago that he pissed on a lamp and later broke his ankle.

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MeMyselfandI43 9

That really sucks too, there's no reason to get that drunk.

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MeMyselfandI43 9

This actually happened awhile ago and yes I was very "pissed" also grossed out. And the asshole was too drunk to clean it up himself! But he's out of my life now and I'm looking forward to brighter days.

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