Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend broke up with me while we were at the pool....

By Anonymous - 15/08/2011 17:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me while we were at the pool. He seemed shocked that I wasn't crying. A slim girl in a bikini walked past and said, "Don't worry, fat people are used to it." FML

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By Jules - 21/02/2011 07:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML

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By thinner than you - 20/11/2012 21:57 - United States - Hillsborough

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML

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By internetloser - 16/08/2017 16:15 - United States - Kewaskum

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How, you may ask? He used the Adult Swim "We should see other people" commercial. FML

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Harsh

By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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By TheRawrza - 26/04/2009 09:47 - United States

Today, I was at a pool party. Standing outside of the pool, I was hesitant about taking my shirt off. A girl in the pool shouted, "Hey, you're not the only fat one here, don't feel bad!" I was worried about what my friends would think of my new bellybutton ring, I didn't think I'm fat. FML

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The language of love

By Anonymous - 20/01/2010 16:17 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML

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Don't do this to me

By backtosquareone - 04/10/2011 05:22 - Asia/Pacific Region

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Devastated, he withered onto the floor into an inconsolable wreck in front of dozens of people. The ribbon of embarrassment that went down my spine was too much for me to handle, so I had to tell him I was "only joking." FML

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Kicking me when I'm down

By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I was "letting myself go". When I told the little girl I babysit in the afternoons why I was so upset, she looked at me for a moment before saying, "Well, I definitely can't blame him." FML

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The high road

By Stephy - 22/07/2021 11:01

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Trying to be the bigger person, I told him, "Your loss, not mine." He responded with, "I didn’t lose anything really. You let yourself go. Have you looked in the mirror lately?” FML

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By Emily - 03/01/2013 06:42 - United States - Arlington

Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML

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Livzii 5

Monday 15 August 2011 23:07

karma is gonna gets it's revenge on her

kidcanada 4

Monday 15 August 2011 23:08

What a dumb bitch. You should have sat on her

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hitsugodoy 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 3:10

Woah, what a complete bitch... :S

jellybeans4833 7

Saturday 20 August 2011 5:38

Tell her to explain or you will shove a real crab up her vajayjaay.. :P

cecthebest 3

Saturday 20 August 2011 18:39

I think I'd kill her

mekaylahm 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 9:20

Obviously u take words to extreme

ashley_nicole25 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 21:56

What a bitch

dominicana1 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 23:46

U should of got out of the pool and kicked her ass!

mekaylahm 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 9:18

She probably threw up before that ****** up comment ;)

kitsune3 20

Thursday 25 August 2011 9:17

I'd have slapped her and told her to mind her own damn business.

djack0113 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 6:38

Bitch

roberto272 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 5:50

What a bitch !

socialcookie123 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 19:56

what a *****. slap that bitch, then tell your ex that hes not worth your tears.

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